sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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