Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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