she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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