You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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