Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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