Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
That's intense
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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