I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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