i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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