I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So vagazzling was a success
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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