so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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