Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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