i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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