where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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