I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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