Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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