Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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