That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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