Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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