i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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