So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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