That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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