im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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