I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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