i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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