would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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