The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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