I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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