also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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