and i looked up. we had an audience...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
