brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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