Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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