I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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