Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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