we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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