your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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