I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize