I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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