Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
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tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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