i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
