Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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