That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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