I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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