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• (360): View more from Washington

  I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..

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• (916): View more from California

  This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.

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  How much did you smoke??

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!

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