What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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