I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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