Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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