I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
