she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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