I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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