He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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