that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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