you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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