What should our trivia night team be named?
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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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