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what?
penguin condom
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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