Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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