So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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