At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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